first crush

The first person you have romantic feelings for. Usually the boy/girl-next-door, that popular douche, your elder sibling's really hot friend and in some cases, your Chemistry teacher.

Boy: Hey, why are you hiding from Mr Magnesium Oxide?
Girl: SHHHHH OMg, he is my first crush!

(See that OMg there *wink**wink* Gah, I know it's MgO)

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Viria

A very talented Ukranian artist known for her fan art.
E.g Percy Jackson, Harry Potter etc.

Girl 1: Have you seen Viria's new drawing?
Girl 2: YES OMG ASDFGJKL OTP *faints*

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Grad Night

The equivalent to prom but specifically for all-girls schools. It's a formal dinner for the students who will be graduating.

Girl 1: Omg have you bought your dress for grad night?
Girl 2: NO! I'm freaking out! WE ONLY HAVE A MONTH LEFT!

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BMW

Acronym for big-mouthed woman

Boy: Susan is SO HOT!
Girl: Don't even get me started on her. She is a BMW.

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Ear-bender

A really talkative person

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*

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warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

Langkawi

A beautiful island located in Kedah, Malaysia near Thailand. Famous for hosting the cycling event Le Tour de Langkawi.

Boy: Hey did you know that langkawi mean nip-
Girl: NO. IT'S AN ISLAND, OKAY?