Ace

1. Contagious disease where you have a relationship with a fly but turns out it was a one-sided love all along.
2. A fly that accidentally made out with you and you digest it and then somehow you ended up at a wedding ceremony where you were proposed with a shiny fake diamond ring.

1. Alice couldn’t believe her eyes when she found out from the doctor that she was a victim of ace.
2. My poo is so chunky because of that ace I had last night for dinner.