beyond ultra retarded

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.

John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.

Chinger

V. To be cheated, ripped off

In terms of presents, kids whose birthday fall around Christmas are chingered.

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