Sambas

Only the best shoes ever created by man. After buying them, you'll worry about getting anything on them, because they are so beautiful. But to your surprise, they only get better with age. They'll mold to your foot, and provide the perfect level of comfort and traction in any environment. And they look good.

Nike owner: Man, these new shoes I just bought suck and are way over-priced.

Samba owner: My SAMBAS are really comfortable, and only cost forty bucks! And they look good. PWND.

Nike owner: I Should've had a V8.

Samba owner: Yes. Yes, you should have.

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