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Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.
I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.
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One who plays a drinking version of the game jenga and suffers black outs, and/or stupid/regrettable actions because of it.
I don't remember anything after I played that game of Jenga last night. I woke up this morning in a ditch with no pants on, and pink lipstick smeared all over my knees. I got Jenga'd!
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An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.
I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.
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