Wiki Red

When something is too insignificant to warrant an explanation or reason behind it. Also more generally used to describe people, places, or things that don't matter or are unknown, especially in comparison to something more popular or significant. Derived from articles on Wikipedia that are in red because no one has cared to write an article for them.

Example 1

Person 1: "Samuel L Jackson has been in a lot of movies."

Person 2: "Yeah, but most of them are Wiki Red."

Example 2

Person 1: "Dude, remember Charles from Kindergarten, I saw him at the bar last night, he's a pilot now!"

Person 2: "Charles? Who cares about Wiki Red ass Charles, I just hit the damn lottery!"

Example 3

Person 1: "Meh, did you hear about the inside deal Wall Street execs are making with Lobbyist in the Senate?"

Person 2: "No!? That's some Wiki Red shit."

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Maybe Two

Another way of saying, "I love you", or more specifically, to vocalize "<3", as in, less than 3, maybe two.

Person 1: I love you guys!
Person 2: <3
Person 3: Maybe Two!

Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

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