B-ville

A small town in Maryland that everyone mistakes as a 'hick' town, when really, it's not 'hick' at all. No one knows where Burtonsville is unless they live there. Burtonsville is the home of the Dutch Market that is flooded with old people from Thursday-Saturday, so don't even try to go in that shopping center. There is a local car show every morning at the Dunkin' Donuts. Nothing happens in Burtonsville. All the kids in Burtonsville have to go to Columbia or Rockville or Bethesda to find stuff to do.

Kid 1: Hey, where do you live?
Kid 2: B-ville, hahaha, represent!
Kid 1: B-ville?
Kid 2: Yeah, Burtonsville... you know, by Spencerville?

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