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An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!
58π 17π
Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
110π 52π
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
98π 44π
Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles
61π 27π
When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.
Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies
46π 4π
Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
302π 96π
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Sammy: Forget french kissing..have you ever experienced the aussie kiss? ;)
160π 59π