Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

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Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

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Titanic

A lady who goes down first time out.

Nick: Hmmmm you suck like the Titanic
Sammy: And you blow like an asthmatic!

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