Gash flash

When a girl opens her legs while in a skirt and you get a flash of her pants or gash.

Hey close your legs!
Why?
I am getting mega gash flash.

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Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

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