Brosephry

The great skill of being able to come up with sweet Bro words or Bro names.
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Ronald: “What’s up Broaquin Phoenix?”
Marge: “Hahaha….wow I’ve never heard that one.”
Ronald: “What can I say? I have an advanced degree in Brosephry”

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K-Rod

To completely fuckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law.

**Modeled after Met’s pitcher K-Rod’s epic meltdown on 8/11/2010 in which he beat the fuck out of his father in-law in the team clubhouse, resulting in assault charges.**

Example: “Reginald’s been taking my shit like a punk bitch…better watch out I’m gonna go fuckin’ K-Rod on his ass”

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dump-truck ass

(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.

Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'

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Ribbons

A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

"Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons"

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laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

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nuttbutter

(n.) The nutt inside a girls/guys butt after 3+ people have spread their 'butter'

After the fourth guy finished, Lorie was completely filled with that nuttbutter

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tripsies

When you take an extra third hit of ganj, thus breaking the universal rule of 'puff, puff, pass'

Dude I didn't take tripsies!! I barely got anything off the second hit so I just took a little small one!

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