Double Tarp

Sex during the corona virus pandemic, the man wears a mask and a condom at once for proper protection.

I saw Mary last night and I had to double tarp, I cannot wait for pandemic to be over.

The Dunk

A technique where you dunk your sexual partners head under the water in a lukewarm bath whilst you are fucking them from behind and hold them in that position for a short duration.

Veronica came over last night and wanted to try something a little kinky, so I told her to run the bath and I would show her “the dunk”

Dickstick

Dropping your member in a body paint before meeting with your partner to add spice to the relationship and sexual intercourse.

Veronica was getting a bit bored of my performance in bed, so I put some black dickstick on and she loved it.