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Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.
"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"
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A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.
"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"
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A place which is full of valuable goods often stolen.
"I got a quick look inside Phil's shed the other day - it's like Ali Baba's Cave!"
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The art of secretly rubbing ones penis round around the top of a wine glass before serving a drink in it to a victim.
"Percy's been ages in the kitchen getting our wine"
"He's probably nob rimming all the glasses"!
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Someone who is kind and generous.
"I'd not had sex for a month so Dave let me f**k his missus - he really is all heart"
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