fuck-wit

Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"

That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit

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Icing

When you keep a girl waiting until you decide you want to talk to her. “Icing” someone is just like what you do with food when you preserve it on ice for later.

“Hey Connor, I’m Icing Grace and Emma until after Abby and I stop talking.”

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Creamy enema

Like and enema of water, but not quite cream.
To have your batty filled with sperm.
It's what you get if you hang around in public toilets looking for the dropped soap.

Delroy had a creamy enema last night - it was administered by Alvin.

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