Trumplication

Making the numbers come out any way you want.

“ Another tremendous number. We’re going to have a lot of Trumplication over the next two days with certified accountants. But an accurate number will be given, but it’s in the 50s of thousands — and that’s people that went to vote and they were told they can’t vote because they’ve already been voted for. And it’s a very sad thing. They walked out complaining. But the number’s large. We’ll have it for you.”

Impoohster

Someone who passes off their own writing as the writing of A A Milne, author of the Winnie The Pooh stories.

This is not the work of A A Milne, it is teh writing of an impoohster.