Kinderjolly

The feeling you get when you’re a full grown adult but your feet can’t touch the floor where you’re sitting and they dangle.

A youthful reminiscent joy.

Wow, I love this seat. My feet can’t touch and im getting major kinderjolly.

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

beer map

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

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