Masturbation

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

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Gallows Humor

The art of making comedy in a situation of helplessness or hopelessness.

The only escape from your worthlessness in the world.

Man, my gallows humor was really showing today.

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Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

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B.S.

Standing for bullshit, but sometimes people don’t know what it means and you can get away with cursing.

Dang, dude, that new rule is such B.S.

Pun

Joke including plays on words, nonsensical answers, or other humor devices.
Sometimes, if you spot a teenage girl cracking puns, they most likely want to make out with the fictional character “Sans.”

Synonyms include: Dad Joke, Sad Joke, OG humor.

That guy over there? Yeah, he tells the best puns.