Angertainment

(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.

Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...

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pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

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carrion question

(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.

Carrion Questions:

How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?

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w00tage

(n.) A measure of the net output of w00t from a given body. One can find through simple mathematics that the w00t into a person at any given time is equal to the w00t out of that person. This is why w00tage should be reciprocated.

Tommy: OMFG Billy w00t w00t w00t U R Awesome!
BIlly: So are you! w00t w00t.
Tommy: Wow, our w00tage is disproportional. You can't be my friend now.
Billy: w00t!
Tommy: You are forgiven.

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