When pocket sand is not enough, use pocket parmesan cheese to subdue your enemies
Person 1: pocket sand doesn't seem to be working!
Person 2: use the pocket parm!
When a person has a rational fear of anal intercourse
Person 1: he's hung like a horse.
Person 2: did you fearurectum?
Person 1: yes.
N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy
Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!