Cleanus

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

Tezos

An adult Greek male that is a beacon of Masculinity, culinary master, enjoys the company of money and hits the bass guitar with the force of a truck.

Person: "Tezos the restaurant is out of Baklava"
Tezos: "AAPPPSSSSHHHHH!!!"