Scomo syndrome

When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.

Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.

Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.

John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.

kandahari method

The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.

Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”