Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

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Drake Effect

The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don't even know.

Guy 1: Have you heard that one song by Drake?
Guy 2: Nah, what is it?
Guy 1: *plays it*
Guy 2: OMGAHHHH, STEPHANIEEEEE
Guy 1: ...We don't even know a Stephanie.
Guy 2: I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S THE DRAKE EFFECT.

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