"Ill Sack Ya Quick" is a canadian warning call while trying to ward off sexual attackers in a penetentary setting. Refers to the warning that if they make advances you will bag them in the nuts making the inevidable sexual act painful for both involved. Please ensure you give a warning kick motion when yelling ILL SACK YA QUICK!
Motherfucker you even look at my ass and Ill sack ya quick.
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A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.
man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.
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The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.
There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
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A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
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