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When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.
"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"
"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"
20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.
"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"
"Hell yeah, it was hot!"
A setting that is great for a good kanoodle.
"I just took a great lush bath!"
"That sounds like a kanoodley place , I'm on my way!"
When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.
"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"
Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.
"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"
"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"
Fingering a girl with your big-toe.
"Dude did you give Chasity the Louisiana toehole last night?"
"Yeah man my big toe almost got stuck!"
A frothy mixture of jizz and period blood. It is usually pink.
"Damn, me and my girl were fucking in a pool and the water was pink, from the plude we created!"
"Nice man."
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