Teaneck

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.

"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."

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