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Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020


Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020


Women

Women are beautiful pieces of art yet also total beasts on the inside, sometimes they can be thots but the other 3/4 are amazing people

Guy 1: Bro women should be more respected they’re beautiful no matter what shape
Guy 2: What if I cut a penis shaped hole in a wall for prostitues to suck my ding-a-ling

by Samuel. L. Wackson January 11, 2020


Thicc in the Warm

The act of putting a mans penis inside of a woman’s vagina

Man 1:Yo I put my thicc in the warm last night dude
Man 2:What the fuck

by Samuel. L. Wackson January 11, 2020

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