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Similar to the sigma male, the theta male is someone that is on the very top of the social hierarchy, yet rejects it due to being extremely based. The theta male chooses to break the oppressive shackles of modern society by playing League of Legends and Genshin Impact all day, and eating nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew, in the process being certified to be "morbiusly a beast" by every doctor they encounter.
NPC #1 (femoid): OMG I think I'm in love... I found a guy who's fat and retarded and doesn't shower and plays League of Legends all day... he's perfect ð
NPC #2 (male): wow, he sounds cool. Must be a theta male
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A: dude, did you hear about the new fundamental force discovery made by a bunch of scientists in a particle accelerator? I wonder how on Earth they managed to detect it with those muons...
B: they must be Rick and Morty enjoyers
A: shut up homiesexual
B: didnt ask + get golden ratioed + fatherless individual POV
*they then make out*
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something you say when you make a large oopsie doopsie.
person 1: i accidentally systematically killed 9.8M people. my death ratio is now higher than hitler's. i have officially made the biggest oopsie poopsie of my life
person 2: ok
The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!
Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!
2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! ð dum liberaels
and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here ð¥µð facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL
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A meme-pseudonym for russian dictator, Vladimir Putin, that is often used in a typically satirical and tounge-in-cheek manner to plead with Putin to cease the current military invasion of Ukraine.
The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
Random dude on TikTok: owo wats dis?? ð³ Vladdy Daddy r u invading ukraine?!?! ð¥ºð¥º noooo plsss Vladdy Daddy dont invade us, ill be ur good little kwitten!!! owo heheðð¤ªð©
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