Hatjacker

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing hat's off the heads of their unlucky owners.

Person 1: (to a hatjacker) "Come back with my hat you
hatjacker!"

Person 2: Dude, you've been hatjacked! :P

Honourcide

The act of executing a member of a family for dishonouring said family.

Boy: If they catch you with me, you will be executed under the laws of honourcide!

Girl: That's why they won't!

Multitexting

To hold text conversations with more than one person simultaneously.

Guy 1: "Dude, I multitexted like 6 people yesterday."

Guy 2: "So? I've done multitexting with 10."

Guy 1: :|

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