stupid conservative

Redundant term. All conservatives are stupid.

Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.

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Dumb and Dumber

1. A comedy movie written, produced, and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.

4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.

5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.

1. Dumb and Dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.

2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?

3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.

4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.

5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.

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Reba McEntire

Untalented, washed up red headed bitch who like most country music singers mistakes patriotism for unswerving loyalty to the Bush administration and its half assed policies, particularly the invasion of Iraq. Unfairly criticized the much more talented Dixie Chicks for Natalie Maines' unabashed opinion of George W. Bush.

Reba McEntire, along with Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, produce music for simple minded assholes who don't know the difference between patriotism and jingoiosm. This is one of the main reasons that country music sucks.

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nazi cunt

Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.

Did you read the latest book by nazi cunt?

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Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.

Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.

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Veggie Tales

Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.

Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.

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BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

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