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Brotting

When you and your best friends both start fantasizing about the same girl but they are OK with it

Joshie-Dude, Carla is so f*cking hot

Simon-What you say, I was thinking about Carla
Joshie-Dude, we are totally Brotting

by Samurott December 9, 2016


The DeVito Effect

When you eat so much that you start to get as fat as Danny DeVito, but the more you eat, the more funnier you get, like Danny DeVito

Wesley-Dude, this bucket of fried chicken is so god damn good
Justin-I know right
Wesley-Hey, dude why did the chicken cross the road
Justin-Why?
Wesley-Because he wanted to see the chicken strip!
Justin-Dude, The DeVito Effect is happening

by Samurott December 10, 2016

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