legendary ring of weeaboo

The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".

Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!

weeaboo song

This is a song written from the perspective of a weeaboo (a person who denounces their own culture in favor of the Japanese culture), and incorporates lots of brutal honesty in summarizing the true day-to-day life of a weeaboo.
-Pink Guy

"So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu"
-verse from weeaboo song

hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.