fesered

Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.

This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.

NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa plane nasty.

Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

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