small

intoxicated/altered via alcohol and/or other materials...referencing a Steve Martin gag, "let's get small"...original reference being Lewis Carroll "Alice in Wonderland" where Alice partakes of the bottle labeled "drink me" & literally shrinks in size...

Q: how do you combat boredom?
A: let's get small!

Talon

An average-sized man with Pubes as red as his hair. His Penis has probably been scientifically proven to be around the size of an ant.

Talon, Shut up you ranga