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It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?
Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.
Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
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Person 2: Photos printed?
"Person" 1: Vorp