Jannick

If you date a guy named "Jannick" you better be nervous. Because there is a 99% chance of dating one of the most attractive and handsome guys in the whole universe. Without a doubt are "Jannick's'" aesthetic as f**k. So they don't have any naturally rivals or opponents. They are clearly the most ripped dudes you ever seen. Don't forget that there is always a sports car in their garage. Mostly a BMW but also a Ferrari or Lambo. So take off your shoes before you hop in.

A: "OMG, Jannick's car is so loud"
B: "Yeah, I'm mirin' really hard!"

A: "Jannick just benched 300 pounds, how is that possible? His body fat is way under 9%."
B: "It' s Jannick man, he has that crazy genetics! He's really gifted from god."