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A way for a person to say they're not gay without actually saying you're not gay, leaving some to question if they truly are gay. Usually used for closeted homosexuals.
Look, I know I might have spent the night at Bill's house, but it's not like I'm stookin or anything.
Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.
I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.
Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.
Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.
When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!
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When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.
I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!
A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.
My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.
The Scottish slang for testicles.
I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!