fuck puppetry

The art of copulation with the use of a stand-in puppet of humanoid form, for example marionettes, shadow, or sock. The puppet derives no pleasure from this. But the puppeteer - maximum pleasure.

Geppetto: Tonight I wanna try something a little different.
Aimee: Like what babe?
Geppetto: Is it weird if I'm into fuck puppetry?

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eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.

Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!

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