Grundalf the Black

The stage name Bill Cosby gives to his bifkin, when he performs a magic act at children's birthday parties.

Bill Cosby: "And for this particular trick, I'll need some help from my assistant, Grundalf the Black!"

Grundalf: "Heeeyy heeeyy heey!!"

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Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.

Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!

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Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

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Benjaminge Button

A little-known button, secretly located behind the clitoris, that initiates, upon it's stimulation, an anti aging process, by which the vagina tightens as the woman ages..

-"Did you hear Jimmy had sex with Jerry's Grandma!?"
-"Someone must've pushed her Benjaminge Button.."

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Bifkini

A small triangular-shaped peice of material, often bedazzled with jewellery and feathers, which covers the bifkin, or inbetweenus, or gooch. The bifkini is strapped over the shoulders with thin, barely-visible strings. Obviously the human bifkin does not require protection, as it is widely known that the moisture, or goose butter, produced on the surface of the flesh, provides a protective salt which defends the bifkin from harsh climates and miniature creatures. The bifkini is merely a fashion accessory, designed to intimidate or make an impression on one's peers.

"Hey I just bought my mankini for the summer"
"Pfft! Mankini? Check out my new Goochy Bifkini!"

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