whos-a-jigga-what

utterance of utter confusion

Lawyer: "You have just inherited a million dollars."

Cartman: "Whos-a-jigga-what!?"

(from South Park)

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seam of life

the space between one's genitalia and the anal opening

If you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.

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cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

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Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

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