celebrity pass

a celebrity (or celebrities) that your significant other would allow you to fuck if you ever get the chance to, which you most probably won't. it is crucial that any and all celebrity passes be decided upon in advance with the agreement of both partners.

Mason cheated on me with some trashy ho and tried to play it off as a celebrity pass, but it turns out her only claim to celebrity was an IMDB entry for a porno movie from the 90s. I'm dumping his ass.

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