Squank Tush

A woman with a really long butt who wears her pants too high and they are so tight that you can’t figure out how she got them on.

That woman from the Dry Cleaners with the Squank Tush really destroyed those mom jeans.

Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."