hombrero

A style of hat, typically worn by homosexual cowboys.

"Give it back, you filthy hombrero!"
"Don't be such a hombrero."
"I put on my hombrero and walked into the saloon."

loom

We don't know. We really don't.

"Have you got your own loom?"

mugnum

Weapon used for firing beans off a gun.
May be used in conjunction with a hombrero.

"He blinked, and I whipped out my mugnum."
"His mugnum wasn't loaded."