Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

Luxrayed

The sexual act of fucking a woman from behind and whipping out two tazers and tazing them in the sides while ejaculating and yelling out the pokemon move "DISCHARGE" in a low and graggly voice

Person 1: Dude I luxrayed this chic last night.
Person 2: Why would you do that? Isn't that painful?
Person 1: Yeah but she seemed to be enjoying it.