Amber Turd

A parasite that sucks all the soul and money from whom it attaches onto. Desperate for attention, it makes a fool of oneself by outing itself as an abuser and a psycho while trying to prove its the opposite during televised trials.
Also known to leave huge "grumpies" (also known as "shits"), on its hosts side of the bed when talking a hissy fit when it doesn't get its own way.
An amber turd will panic when it thinks its money and freebies are about to end, so it will stage photos and videos and run to several media outlets to "prove" how bad its host was and how angelic it is in order to try extort more money from the poor fecker it attached to.
Also known to be so toxic, it literally can make you lose a finger (allegedly)

"I just won the lottery!"

"Man, be careful an amber turd doesn't find you!"