Soren

Soren is Ironman, He won the lottery nine times. He won publishers clearing house and the nobel peace prize. He helped millions and millions of people. He is the white horseman of the apocalypse. He loves you. He is succesful at everything he does. He always wins, even when he loses. He gets mad checks all the time. He is helpful and insightful. he has the greatest of friends. he is extremely lucky at all games of chance. Some say he could move mountains just by yelling at them. Soren has special dna which magnetizes Gold Platinum and super hot chicks. Soren might change his name. Soren is a model Dad who bought his daughter Cake 3 Pony's

Soren is better then a supersoaker at getting me wet

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