Vocal Identity

When a person can be identified by their vocabulary & delivery rather than just their physical appearance.

Verbal Identity is one’s choice of words, phrases, voice projection, tone/pitch when communicating.

Essentially, one’s communication style.

Example: “I like her, she has a unique verbal identity that captures a room when she speaks”

Monologue:

Brendon: “I like the cute little blonde, she’s unique”

Scott: “Mate, They are all cute blondes so nothing unique here, I can’t see the difference TBH”

Brendon: “Solid point, well she’s the one that talks differently, she uses unique words & phrases to describe things, it’s kinda cute really”

Scott: “Really, how so”
Brendon: “ like when you ask her how she is, she responded with ‘magic’ or when she refers to her feet as tootsies, or cuddles as snuggies etc”

Scott: “Yeah, ok, I know what you mean, she has her own vocal identity”

Chooba

A chooba is an overweight/fat person.

Pronounced: Chew-bah

“If you don’t stop eating those chips, you’ll turn into a chooba”

Brendon: “I will have 10x nuggets please”

Cindy: “geez, calm down chooba, save some for the rest of us”

Trumpet Butt

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.

(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”

Poopie Support

When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.

This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).

1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.

2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.

Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.

Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet”
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”

Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”

Brendon: “haha ok, thank you”

Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.

“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”

Fluffy Bum

When someone passes wind/farts

A polite way of highlighting someone’s Flatulence.

Commonly spoken in the presence of children

(Someone farts)” oooh I’ve got a fluffy bum”

Pugging Out

When you’re so unfit you sound like a pug dog with severe respiratory issues.

“Geez man, you are seriously ‘pugging out’ up these stairs”

“I went for a light walk & was pugging out 5 mins in, I’m so unfit”