Wizzords

When word or words is just too plain for a chat conversation. So you spice it up by adding some Z's and an S.

Yo stop stealing my wizzords bro, not cool!

Wargasm

Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.

Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"

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lack of sex flu

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.

Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .

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