blooffamu

Name: Blooffamu

Diet: lettuce, Red Bull
Allergies: lettuce

Colour: Rainbow
Blood: Gold (ichor, blood of the gods)
Size: Emu with a large head
Place of Origin: South America Easter Island

Birthdate: summer of 1997
Population: 1
Facts: -has neck pains due to immensely large head
-can only say Bloop because it was the first thing it heard
-the reason for that is because it was born moments after the infamous ‘BLOOP’ was emitted near the Easter Island
-also make the sound “Blurp” when twisting its tongue sideways

-at birth, the mother emu exploded (using laws of physics)
-the buffalo father was suspected to have abandoned the mother in shame that he mated with a bird
-it sucks up cans of Red Bull regularly to grow wings
-it’s head is very droopy and hard to lift, so that’s why there’s a pair of wings of its head to support it
-it headbutts things to knock them down
-it was discovered quickly, because it flew around to other countries saying bloop
-although it eats lettuce, < the lettuce is named Romaine Hearts it is allergic to it---scientists are not certain how it stays alive, and plans on extracting blooffamu alleles to help people build a resistance against allergies

Me: Have you seen my pet blooffamu?

Someone else: Your what?

Me: SMH -.-

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Fungly

When fun gets aggressive and turns ugly.

Yah, whenever they talk it gets fungly

Grace

Grace is a word for someone who is full of themselves and doesn’t ever think of others. She always has to have her way and hates it when she’s wrong. She will make you think you’re wrong when in fact your right. Grace has a sweet side so you stick around but in reality she’s just manipulating you into you thinking you’re the issue.

She can never be wrong. She’s such a grace.

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