he-yotch

Derived from be-yotch, slang for bitch. A male bitch.

"I can't believe that guy stole my hat, what a he-yotch!"

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girly men

An unintelligent, offensive, funny, or silly nickname given to Democrats by a certain governor of California. Named after a Saturday Night Live Skit poking fun of said governor.

Related: SNL, Saturday Night Live

"And I say, those men are girly men!"

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red means go

"Red means go" is a game played in a car with your significant other. When one comes to a red light, the two occupants of the car make out until a green light occurs. Where normally red means stop.. the car (and please, do stop the car) red also means go.. start kissing, hence the name "red means go".

Ellen and I were playing red means go on the way home. We didn't see the light change, and there were about 10 cars lined up behind us! They were so angry.

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The Dad Noise

A small "Uh" which is unexpectedly released whilst bending over.

"Well when he bent over he made this funny noise!"

"Oh my god, that's the dad noise!"

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trucker cap

a $40 hat worn by sorostitutes because "white trash is soooo cool this year!"

"Oh my God Christy! You have to see this great trucker hat I got at American Eagle yesterday! It's soooooo much like a real trucker hat, only I paid $40 for it! Aren't I cool?!"

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kill casper

"to fart"
casper being the fart and killing it being the process of farting. Warning: eating salami and/or paprika pringles can cause dead caspers

"Dude I just killed a major casper!"
"Oh man, is it just me or does it smell like dead caspers in here?"
"I gotta kill casper...and bury him"

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canoedeling

to hook up; to make out

i heard those two were canodeling at aaron's haloween party~~Mean Girls

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