duct tape

(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.

(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"

(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!

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.com

it means COMMERCIAL not dot computer.

"visit www.ebay.com"

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jubbie

a friend; someone you can trust; a buddy

My first-class jubbies are Briana, Erika, and Gillian

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crotch

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

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Kalan Porter

HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!

DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!

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shindiggers

cow-tipping cheese-eating people who regularly participate in the musicals and NHP memorial High School. Sometimes called the "circle group" or "circle of friends."

Tip a cow, tip a cow, oh tip me one more cow!

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bill clinton

a guy that people all hate just because he cheated on his wife.
well fyi, THAT DID NOTHING BAD FOR THE COUNTRY.
get it through your fucking head, morons. --;

even if bill clinton cheated on his wife, how did that effect our country?

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